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Last One There is a Penis Pump...!

Name:
Jeffrey R. Bumpchumplets
Birthdate:
12 November
I am a man
who was born in a can
roasted and eaten for din(ner)
When I was pooped out
I was born 'thout a snout
and someone yelled, "Shove him back in! ECCCCHHH!"

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